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Tori The Double Pisces
- Nov 13, 2018
- 3 min
Stan Lee, Excelsior!
Disclaimer; I am not going to pretend to be an expert in Stan Lee's legacy or what projects he was working on before his passing on Novem...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- Sep 23, 2018
- 3 min
Venus Retrograde; 40 Days of Fun
So on October 15, 2018 Venus starts at 10 Scorpio and does an Electric Slide back to 25 Libra by November 16, 2018. It doesn’t seem like ...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- Aug 25, 2018
- 4 min
Two Retrogrades Down; First Up, Mars
Remember how I tried to knock out a window of a moving car at the airport because the driver hit me with said car and then told me it was...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- Jul 14, 2018
- 3 min
When I Say Nay Nay...
"I say Nay Nay," was a quote from the late, great comedian, who's hand I touched, twice, John Pinette. That's how he felt about salad. It...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- Jun 27, 2018
- 4 min
The End of the World in Retrograde
So I was sitting her, chillin, booking appointments, when I came across a post from Astrodispatch.com and the very informational Sally Ki...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- Jun 19, 2018
- 3 min
Why I didn't chart Tony Bourdain...
Because of this... So I guess you could say that for me, despite my giant and epic collection of Kate Spade items, this tragedy seemed a ...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- Jun 5, 2018
- 4 min
Kate Spade, Farewell my style muse...
So I get this text today from my friend A. She says to check TMZ, Kate Spade committed suicide. Wait, what? Where did that come from? I d...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- May 28, 2018
- 3 min
Why am I so cheap? A PSA
So super quick, I know I have been a bad astro blogger and not posting weekly. I have an excuse. Uranus is in Taurus! Yes, I am going to ...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- Apr 30, 2018
- 4 min
Next Please, Saturn Retrograde, 2018
I know, I'm behind the times. It's hard to keep up with all of the tomfoolery going on in the galaxy. I SWEAR Uranus in Taurus is coming ...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- Apr 20, 2018
- 5 min
Pluto Retrograde 2018, Know Thyself
First of all, I know it's still Mercury Retrograde Shadowpoint. What's that? It's basically the two weeks after Mercury Rx that are still...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- Apr 18, 2018
- 3 min
Chiron in Aries has started. Party on.
So, this is a BFD. I swear to you, it is. Chiron, a psychic stone, the wounded healer, that makes you serve or suffer, just entered Aries...
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Tori The Double Pisces
- Apr 9, 2018
- 2 min
What sign is Rick Sanchez?
Rick Sanchez is the "Rick" of Adult Swim's Rick and Morty. Creators of this eclectic yet totally genius cartoon are Justin Roiland and Da...
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